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tug captain
« on: November 22, 2008, 12:22:18 »
After receiving a huge bonus from a major salvage operation,the tug captain decided to
purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife
The shop assistant showed him lingerie from 200 to 500 and stated the dearer the lingerie
the sheerer it became-so he paid his 500 took it home and gave it to his wife asking her
to try it on
So upstairs she trotted opened the package saw the unremoved price label,thought
if i dont put it on,i can take it back tomorrow when he,s at sea  and pocket the 500
and he will never know
Calling out from the top of the stairs in a sexy voice  "honey what do you think of it "

After staring up the stairs for a few minutes,the captain replied  "For 500 i think they
could have ironed the wrinkles out"             :-[ :-[
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn....


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Re: tug captain
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2008, 12:28:22 »
Excellant ;D ;D ;D

Have to save this one!!