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tugs53

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Virus Alert!!
« on: November 27, 2008, 07:15:00 »


Subject: Virus Warning

There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand.

This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via

any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life

completely.

 

If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take

two good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as

Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE). Take the antidote

repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

 

You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5

friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

 

Update: After extensive testing it has been concluded that Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy

(BEER) may be substituted for WINE but may require a more generous application. ;D ;D
MIKE

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Re: Virus Alert!!
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2008, 08:16:10 »
Scotch as well is a great cure.

tugnut

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Re: Virus Alert!!
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2008, 13:03:32 »
Thats good so funny  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Virus Alert!!
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2008, 13:20:49 »
What can I say SOOOO FUNNY, brilliant mate;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Mark.
I HAVE NOT FAILED, I HAVE JUST FOUND A 1000 WAYS THAT DON'T WORK.

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Re: Virus Alert!!
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2008, 14:31:06 »
Luckilly I'll never catch that virus, I've been taking preventitive measures for years   :)

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Re: Virus Alert!!
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2008, 00:59:17 »
Luckilly I'll never catch that virus, I've been taking preventitive measures for years   :)

Me too......
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Re: Virus Alert!!
« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2008, 07:50:38 »
I figured a few members could relate to that joke :P :P
MIKE