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manxman

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So you think your having a bad day !
« on: February 02, 2009, 08:06:54 »
This beggars belief ...
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Re: So you think your having a bad day !
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2009, 08:14:27 »
 and ...


 In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same
 bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am, regardless of their medical
 condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had
 something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery
 as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 AM Sunday, so a worldwide
 team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the
 incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 AM all
 of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for
 themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were
 holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward
 off the evil spirits. Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson,
 the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life
 support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.

 
 The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00.
 At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild,
 amid cheers and applause from onlookers.
 A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

 
 A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically,
 almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle.
 Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood,
 breaking his arm in two places.
 Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

 
 Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany.
 Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.
 The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.

 
 Terrorist Khay Rahnajet did not pay enough postage on a letter bomb.
 It came back with 'Return to Sender' stamped on it.
 Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.!


No matter which way you throw me - I'll always stand.