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Re: Friday Humour
« Reply #30 on: May 22, 2009, 08:30:37 »
Well it doesn't have to be a Friday for my joke ;

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Yes but it IS Friday.......so here goes..The hair cut

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door..

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The cop is happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The professor is very happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber opens his shop, there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen different books, such as 'How to Improve Your Business' and 'Becoming More Successful.'

Then, a Member of Parliament comes in for a haircut , and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Member of Parliament is very happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the Members of Parliament

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Re: Friday Humour
« Reply #31 on: May 22, 2009, 10:45:02 »
 ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Friday Humour
« Reply #32 on: May 22, 2009, 10:57:49 »
Damn Barry--you talking about over there or over here????????

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Re: Friday Humour
« Reply #33 on: May 22, 2009, 11:24:31 »
Damn Barry--you talking about over there or over here????????

TM

Quite possibly BOTH, but what do I know??
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Re: Friday Humour
« Reply #34 on: May 22, 2009, 15:08:53 »
Substitute "US Demoncrats" for members of Parliament, and you got it, nailed right on the head. :-X
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Re: Friday Humour
« Reply #35 on: May 29, 2009, 10:25:53 »
I sheepishly think this is worthy of a mention on this Friday.

http://video.telegraph.co.uk/services/player/bcpid1137883380?bctid=17075685001


Stop bleating...... ;D  ;D  ;D

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Re: Friday Humour
« Reply #36 on: May 29, 2009, 10:53:48 »
Hello

Ils sont fous mais j'adore ! (They are crazy but I love it !)

As you begin to know me you know well that I am certainly capable of making stupidities like that

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Re: Friday Humour
« Reply #37 on: June 09, 2009, 14:51:06 »
Sorry forum members but couldn't wait until Friday  ;D ;D ;D

Check this link out  ;D

http://www.rcgroups.com/forums/showthread.php?t=951525

A joke or what  :o :o :o :o
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Re: Friday Humour
« Reply #38 on: June 09, 2009, 14:56:27 »
Forgot to mention it has had 14,451 views  ;D ;D
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Re: Friday Humour
« Reply #39 on: June 09, 2009, 20:46:52 »
14,452 views now

Must admit I didn't read it all, 32 pages, just viewed every 5th page.
Quite a project - He's taken a lot of care in the planning, if only he'd taken as much in the finish.


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Re: Friday Humour
« Reply #40 on: June 10, 2009, 00:24:43 »
 :o

It's like a long slow road crash !
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Re: Friday Humour
« Reply #41 on: June 10, 2009, 04:21:02 »
Saw this on Mayhem , he got some  grief on there and the post was moderated, I can't decide if its someone taking the micky or not.  :-X
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Re: Friday Humour
« Reply #42 on: June 10, 2009, 07:54:31 »
Hmmmmmmm........... ???
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Re: Friday Humour
« Reply #43 on: June 10, 2009, 09:42:20 »
I have watched this from the start, I think its a young person with very little money, YES a lot are having a good chuckel about it, but he,s enjoying himself, so im not knocking him, you have to start somewhere.  :) :) :) :)

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Re: Friday Humour
« Reply #44 on: June 10, 2009, 09:49:57 »
I have watched this from the start, I think its a young person with very little money, YES a lot are having a good chuckel about it, but he,s enjoying himself, so im not knocking him, you have to start somewhere.  :) :) :) :)
Possibly right , he / she was born in sept 89 so is 19, its more the fact that they just don't want to take onboard any advice at all.  Like the larger pond / lake / water they sail on , bit choppy though.
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