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Xmas Hazards
« on: December 10, 2007, 16:24:48 »
31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.

Better watch it then Tango after coming back from the pub !
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Re: Xmas Hazards
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2007, 02:29:33 »
It wasn't my fault, i was drunk and couldn't find/be bothered to find the toilet HONEST!!!!!!!
What a "SHOCKING" thing to say!!

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Re: Xmas Hazards
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2007, 05:50:34 »
Testing those duracell 9v extra,s what a kick..
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Re: Xmas Hazards
« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2007, 05:46:06 »


Try living with my wife (wish you would - and give me a break) when she opens her presents and finds its the wrong size, colour, model !

Ouch ....  ;)

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Re: Xmas Hazards
« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2007, 14:19:45 »
You give your wife pressents?

 ;D

Got out of that ages ago....

Tell her that YOU will take her shopping when the sales are on and SHE can get twice as much for the money you'll 'give her' then just befor the sales start




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Re: Xmas Hazards
« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2007, 10:29:52 »
getting dangerous now lads!!!
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Re: Xmas Hazards
« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2007, 22:00:01 »
I think It may be an idea to put a content warning when entering the site if this is goint to be the norm.

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Re: Xmas Hazards
« Reply #7 on: December 30, 2007, 03:27:29 »
Careful now i'm watching you !!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't want to use my red pen!!  LOL

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Re: Xmas Hazards
« Reply #8 on: December 30, 2007, 04:18:46 »
Sorry Lads, Peter has made a valid point, we can't go down the adult joke route. Its a family forum.

Apoligies in advance if your joke was removed !

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Re: Xmas Hazards
« Reply #9 on: December 30, 2007, 08:17:59 »
Could always start an adults only section Tugmaster.  I am sure the kids wouldn't look!!!
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Re: Xmas Hazards
« Reply #10 on: December 30, 2007, 14:21:41 »
                ...Hi Guys...

My Apologies Also...

Its just that I dont know any clean jokes...

     ...Best Regards...Norry...
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Re: Xmas Hazards
« Reply #11 on: December 30, 2007, 15:01:06 »
Norris,

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My Apologies Also...

Its just that I dont know any clean jokes...

No probs mate, topbloke

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