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russellward

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Re: Do you know the Meaning ?
« Reply #90 on: January 31, 2013, 21:03:41 »
Ahhh Broad beamed girls .

I have known that as a quarter acre in the back yard!!!  and if they wear adidas track pants with 3 stripes , will say no more than a white picket fence .
 thats Land lubbour terms.
Now this discussion was getting somewhere. I'd hate for it to fizzle our with a whimper. At least let it be with a festering flurry of Yellow, Red, Brown and any colour you want to make up Cards.

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Re: Do you know the Meaning ?
« Reply #91 on: January 31, 2013, 23:52:37 »
Okay.......Do you know the meaning of the terms 'Yellow card' and 'red card'?

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Re: Do you know the Meaning ?
« Reply #92 on: January 31, 2013, 23:59:09 »
I gotta feeling that a yellow card means you pushed it a bit far.  And a red card means you pushed it a bit too far. Over cooked it if you understand what I mean!

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Re: Do you know the Meaning ?
« Reply #93 on: February 01, 2013, 10:29:58 »
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Ah Footski and russellward do you both know the meaning of a BROWN CARD. ?

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Re: Do you know the Meaning ?
« Reply #94 on: February 01, 2013, 11:19:25 »
I thought it was awarded to the originator of an item of <stow high in transit> in its purest sense of application!

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Re: Do you know the Meaning ?
« Reply #95 on: February 01, 2013, 12:27:59 »
....or is it for someone who slips in the dark smelly stuff?? :P :P :P
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Re: Do you know the Meaning ?
« Reply #96 on: February 01, 2013, 14:15:07 »
 ho ho ho

 I am blown over with the answer's you are both correct, have a tot on me lad's enjoy.

 ho ho ho

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Re: Do you know the Meaning ?
« Reply #97 on: February 01, 2013, 15:31:47 »
Sun's over the yardarm (somewhere in the world) so I just might!
Actually the old man built a mast about 6" high with a yard arm, so the grog intake was always legal!
Well as long as there was some sun.

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Re: Do you know the Meaning ?
« Reply #98 on: February 02, 2013, 12:24:33 »
 >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D

My sun never went over the yard arm it FELL down drunk.

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Re: Do you know the Meaning ?
« Reply #99 on: February 02, 2013, 13:03:07 »
Mind you, if you go in enough nautical circles you will get dizzy and fall over anyway.
That's why they never used coracles to navigate across oceans!

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Re: Do you know the Meaning ?
« Reply #100 on: February 05, 2013, 02:09:30 »
OK what is "Blowing the Grampus".
Brown card please Admirable Footski, for anyone googling it.
Exemption from three yellow cards (ie allowed three nauti jokes or sins) for the funniest, most original ,but wrong explanation.

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Re: Do you know the Meaning ?
« Reply #101 on: February 05, 2013, 02:59:07 »
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Blowing The Grampus = To wake a sailor up after he's fallen asleep while he is on watch. ?

And No I did not goggle it.

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Re: Do you know the Meaning ?
« Reply #102 on: February 05, 2013, 10:04:24 »
Give the man a cigar and a scotch.
Makes it look too easy: You've obviously had to douse a few grampi in your time.
Your turn, brother!

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Re: Do you know the Meaning ?
« Reply #103 on: February 06, 2013, 04:23:14 »
Do you "southies" know the meaning of SWMBO?
VGJQ

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Re: Do you know the Meaning ?
« Reply #104 on: February 06, 2013, 06:17:54 »
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SWMBO = SHE WHO MUST BE OBOYED

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