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donald.waller1

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TESCO'S JOKE
« on: January 21, 2013, 03:08:32 »
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I went to my local Tesco's Yesterday to do my shopping, I thought I would get a Burger to eat,when the lady asked me if I wanted anything on my burger I said yes a 5 each way.

Tesco's are now taking HMV Voucher's as they stand for Horse Meat Voucher's

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Re: TESCO'S JOKE
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2013, 07:01:26 »
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Went to my fridge to get my Tesco burger's out, I looked at the date lable and noticed "THERE OFF".

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Re: TESCO'S JOKE
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2013, 08:15:56 »
 ^-^ ^-^very good donald keep em coming ^-^ ho ho ho
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Re: TESCO'S JOKE
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2013, 11:50:49 »
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HAMBURGERS is an anagram for SHERGAR BUM.

I was eating my Tesco burger earlier today, then a little bit later on I felt a bit between my teeth.

I had just finished my shopping in Tesco's and got to the checkout, the lady told me my shopping came to 50.00 when I repeated it she asked what was wrong with my voice I said I was a little Horse.

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Re: TESCO'S JOKE
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2013, 22:29:41 »
Oh dear dear dear! Is there no end to the pain?

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Re: TESCO'S JOKE
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2013, 03:54:05 »
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Coupel of more Tesco Joke's for you.

Tesco's have just sacked their meat buyer They are now looking for someone to take over the reins but no one want's to be saddled with the responcibility.

Trace's of Zebra have been found in Tesco's Bar Code's.

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Re: TESCO'S JOKE
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2013, 10:43:54 »
Oh I like the zebra one! Dat's good.

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Re: TESCO'S JOKE
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2013, 00:54:48 »
Just a course alterer. Did you know the zebra's stripes are not for camouflage but to alter the air flows over the bod by convection/absorption and radiation. Cools the animal.
Not that you need any cooling just now over in Pongolia.

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Re: TESCO'S JOKE
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2013, 01:24:06 »
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Strange I alway's thought that Sir David Attenborough said the zebra stripes were to confuse preditor's so they could not see one animal but a haze of animals.? I will have to watch his progarm on Wednesday this week as it's about zebra at 21.00hrs.

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Re: TESCO'S JOKE
« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2013, 19:46:32 »
Maybe science over rules observation. We better get another opinion on this.
Alternately, we could get back to model tug creation and/or tug fancying.