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tugs53

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Re: Friday Humour
« Reply #15 on: August 01, 2008, 09:49:14 »
A couple of 'Head Shakers' ;D

Happy Friday All!
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Re: Friday Humour
« Reply #16 on: August 01, 2008, 10:38:15 »
Brilliant Mike....

Here is a good one!!

IN ORDER TO BARGAIN FOR A PAY RAISE,

        YOU GOTTA HAVE GOOD REFERENCES:


         A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.

        The wife was very upset about this and asked:
        "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

       Maria: "Well Senora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.
         The first is that I iron better than you."

         Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"

         Maria: "Your husband said so."

         Wife: "Oh."

         Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."

         Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"

         Maria: "Your husband did."

         Wife: "Oh."

         Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better at loving than you."

         Wife (really furious now): "Did my husband say that as well?"

         Maria: "No Senora, the gardener did."

        SHE GOT THE RAISE!
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Re: Friday Humour
« Reply #17 on: August 01, 2008, 10:45:57 »

Nice one Barry,

Really look forward to the Friday laugh - a great start to the weekend.

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Re: Friday Humour
« Reply #18 on: August 01, 2008, 10:47:44 »
Okay Ken....here is another at the expence of our BC Members!!!!
Barry

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Re: Friday Humour
« Reply #19 on: August 01, 2008, 10:50:02 »
Well done Barry ;D

Always wondered where those rusty little bells came from, that we find on the 'hiking paths' :-X
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Re: Friday Humour
« Reply #20 on: August 01, 2008, 10:54:38 »

This would explain why there are very few Morris Dancers over there !
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Re: Friday Humour
« Reply #21 on: August 01, 2008, 11:02:06 »

This would explain why there are very few Morris Dancers over there !


What's a "Morris Dancer" Ken?
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Re: Friday Humour
« Reply #22 on: August 01, 2008, 11:23:03 »

This would explain why there are very few Morris Dancers over there !


What's a "Morris Dancer" Ken?

Mike......trust me......You don't want to know, but something to do with crazy Southerners dancing around a pole with bells attached to their knees. it is a total embarasment to Englishmen :-[ :-[
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Re: Friday Humour
« Reply #23 on: August 01, 2008, 12:00:34 »

This would explain why there are very few Morris Dancers over there !


What's a "Morris Dancer" Ken?

Mike......trust me......You don't want to know, but something to do with crazy Southerners dancing around a pole with bells attached to their knees. it is a total embarasment to Englishmen :-[ :-[

 ;D ;D Doesn't that just typify the Englishman making a total pratt of himself  :) and prancing around a maypole to boot . Give me the sight of a highland dancer doimg the sword dance with the skirl of the bagpipes in the foreground.

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Re: Friday Humour
« Reply #24 on: August 01, 2008, 22:57:20 »
Wow there Jim......It does not typify an Englishman at all ??? ???As I said to most Englishman it is a complete embarrasment.......A little like Scottish Football is to a Scotsman ;D ;D
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Re: Friday Humour
« Reply #25 on: August 02, 2008, 10:10:13 »

Oh ! - nasty Barry,

Thats you crossed off Jim's Christmas card list.
Scotland has some of the finest teams around and probably the best whisky (Teacher's) - and I'm English !

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Re: Friday Humour
« Reply #26 on: August 02, 2008, 10:21:38 »
You mean you don't do this at the weekend !!

Ps Nor do I..
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Re: Friday Humour
« Reply #27 on: August 02, 2008, 11:26:17 »
  :) :D Hi all, all taken and given in good part I hope  :D and I'll never defend the Scottish amateur football teams and that includes the old firms. There isn't enough home grown talent to even make half a decent team let alone a half decent team  :-[ just a bit like our rugby team too. Whisky,  ahhh,  well now there is a thing close to my heart and a decent 15 year old Dalwhinnie  ;D

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Re: Friday Humour
« Reply #28 on: August 02, 2008, 11:45:41 »
Jim and Manxman,

Nasty it might have been, but us English have to have a sense of humour :) :) and that Photo from the lonbuild must have been taken in some obscure southern County....

As for whisky.......Now there you both have a point. having said that (and just to be pedantic again......I do like a drop of the old whiskey from the Irish...Not that I have ever been known to turn down a good Scotch..

All the best to you both gentleman....Toasted with a drop of the good stuff..

Barry
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Re: Friday Humour
« Reply #29 on: August 08, 2008, 17:07:41 »
OK, it's still Friday here in BC, so have a laugh at these two! >:D
MIKE